Might be the closest to rock bottom you'll get

Had some time to kill and decided to go check out this institution. The weird hours initially put me off, but since I had the time I was pretty optimistic. But that's where the positivity will have to end. Getting there, you approach the shop located conveniently by the highway but still hidden by their almost fully faded sign. There's a somewhat private entry from the road and there was ample parking between myself and the only other patron.

There's a $1 charge to get in, but that is applied to your purchases.

I was hoping to get a dance, but the dancer was out without any expected time of return. (People have lives to live, and emergencies happen, so no judgment). Who she may be and what she does to bring customers back for more will remain a mystery until the next brave reviewer. Unfortunately, she was the only entertainer on schedule (unsure if there are ever any others), and the friendly clerk (an elderly gentleman) was not there for the entertainment. Their prices are posted up at the front, but the times have since been updated: 39 for 15 min strip behind a screen, 79 for topless on the couch, and 99 for full nude on the couch. The clerk did note that this is the price directly to the house, so one should pay the same amount to the entertainer... The video arcade in the back of the store charges by the dollar, which just won't matches the outdated street view pictures of the currently dilapidated sign for a 25¢ arcade