Return to Porthole After Awhile
This was my go to club when I lived in Miami when I wanted something else besides Tootsies. Nothing has changed in 8 years there. Everything looks the same. Porthole definitely has the bar feeling more than a strip club. Not too big, everything made out of wood like a bar. The only thing that makes it really look a strip club is the pole and the curtain dance booths lol. Took a visit about a month ago.
I always found this place hit or miss, but they usually have at least one or two girls I like. This time around there were about 12 girls there when I arrived at 5pm. I go to the bar get a drink. Take a look around. Fair amount of customers. I didn't really see any dancers I liked. Majority where black and Cuban.
Luckily I had a slim petite dancer named Bella approach me. She's Jamaican/Puerto Rican mix. We chatted for awhile. She's very laid back. I don't really waste time so I asked is there anything on the menus besides dancing. She said of course. $100 for three songs.
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