Once a month I go...actually had a good time.

This is the only club worth going to in the DMV. You probably already know the layout but here it goes again.

Parking is across the street in the church parking lot. $10 to park. There are some spaces to the right of the bail bondsman but those go quick and you maybe be blocked in during busy times. Once you enter and pay the cover. $14 before 7pm and $20 thereafter you'll receive a patdown. Leave your phone in the car or you'll be forced to leave it at the bar with security.

When you do entered you'll be presented with a bar that looks like it's right out of the 70's or 80's. Liquor is generally $14 and beers range from $6 to $7. Bathrooms are straight ahead.

While you could enjoy the bar by itself, there's a pool table and a juke box the real magic of this club is the inner room where the dancers reside. It's mostly flat with a rectangular dance floor surrounded by a waist level banister. A pole or two as well and the DJ booth at the head of the stage surrounded by 2 TV's that may or may not be playing the game. There are also VIP "leather" chairs surrounding the right side of the room. Sit there and you'll end up paying $20 if someone is making active rounds. These chairs are for 2 hours so be aware that you maybe asked to pay a second time.

I arrived around 5pm on a Saturday and it was empty aside from 3 other customers and 7 dancers. This wasn't a bad thing as every dancer came by to say hi and ask to sit on your lap. Dances are $9 (posted on a sign) but most people pay $10 to avoid confusion. The fist lady to sit on my lap was an older lady (30s or 40). She gave two very good dances and tried to get me to upsell for more private nasty fun in the small VIP room on the left side of the club. $20 goes to the club and whatever you negotiate goes to the girl.