Pretty, pretty, pretty good. Just not great. And fucking expensive

11pm, Saturday. I knew this place doesn't get going till later, hence the late arrival. The club is in a sketch area, so be cautious if you're self parking. Odd characters hanging out eyeballing me as I drove by. Creepy vibe. Maybe Ubering over is the best idea. They do have valet parking, so there's that if you don't mind randos getting their musk up all in your rig. Your choice.

Cover charge was $20, the lady taking the dough was rather glum and barely acknowledged me, just sort of indicated the entry door with a grimace. Okay dragon lady, lighten up.

The place itself is nicely done, typical strip club, more on the high end. This is an allegedly full nude place, so no alcohol. I paid $9 for a tiny bottle of water. Like baby sized. Teeny, tiny bottle. I guess the soft drinks may be normal sized, but I didn't partake.