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Rejected Review

Boom Boom Room has lost its mojo.

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club
6531 Mile 7 1/2 Rd Mission, TX 78573
I went into Boom Boom again because Naomi has been texting me asking when I would be back to see her. Said she had a surprise for me. I was in town traveling back from three days in Monterrey and told her I would stop by. I arrived at 9pm and was the only customer. Aside from Naomi the were two other big homely girls. Paid mt cover, which has gone up to $25 and sat down with my cooler of Bud Light. For some rEason, probably unrelated to any recent marketing campaign featuring transvestites, a case of twenty 16 ounce bottles of Bud lite is only $18, so I’m taking advantage. Well Naomi’s bug surprise was her Brest implants. Apparently she paid $7000 to ruin her body. The soft feminine b cups I remfrom last time now have the shape of two grapefruits standing at right angles to her chest. Against my will she made me handle them. I as completely turned off. We continued to talk about politics and economics while she drank several of my cheap beers, and when a few other customers walked in, I took my opportunity to leave graciously depart and tell her I would see her next time.