Splash Is Back Open And Ready To Take Your Money!

Note: This is a review. Not a treatise on how you should spend your money, just how I spent mine. Sometimes, I stay at La Quinta Inn for the cheap room and free breakfast. Sometimes, I stay at the W and pay way too much for a glass of orange juice. Splash is definitely not the La Quinta of strip clubs.

My friend recently got coralled into chaperoning his kids and friends to Cabo for spring break and he asked me to join him as back-up. Not sure why college kids need chaperones or why I would make a good one. But, a trip to Cabo and a free room? I'm in. It didn't take long to ditch the kids after dinner the first night and head out on our own. We are far past the age of Squid Roe or Mandala being our thing. After being hit up by the guys on the street pitching Lord Black, Amnesia and other strip clubs, I suggested Splash. I explained it wasn't cheap, but had the best atmosphere and ladies. It was closed during my last visit. So, I was excited to see it reopened.

It is located across the street from Cabo Wabo and still has free entry. They scan at least one ID in your party. We were led to the downstairs lounge. I asked about the Skybar and was informed it was bottle service only. We hadn't planned on that so we pondered that option over $11 beers downstairs. The lounge was crammed with patrons and dancers. We asked for a bottle menu. The cheapest bottle was $300. For a larger group that isn't a big deal. For two non-billionaires it took a little more thought. We finally decided to bite the bullet and head upstairs.