Mediocre At Best

I went in on a Wednesday evening around 9:30. The club is right next to an adult store, and the club itself has bars around the entire entryway. As you walk in there is a display area where all the dancers sit. It reminded me of that scene in the movie Rush Hour 2 where they were picking out which girls to give them massages. Around the corner behind where the girls sit are the bathrooms and some vending machines. The club does not have food/drink besides those vending machines. I did not ask if they have a BYO policy. The cashier/DJ is directly to the left as you walk in, and to the right of the cashier is where the VIP rooms are. To the left of the cashier takes you to the main stage. There are about 5 private dance rooms along the back of the main area that that are small, but they do have curtains so that people don’t sit there and watch while you get your dances. There is one sizable, elevated main stage and plenty of seating. The set up looks like the stage for a high school play with a standard pole in the middle of it. Don’t expect the girls to get too crazy with any pole dancing though. It doesn’t go that high. I think they were going for a theater style vibe, especially because “Les Girls” is the name of a 50s musical.

This is a nude club, at least when the girls go on stage. I noticed that the DJ lady (I’m also pretty sure this club is completely female owned and operated) plays full songs instead of cutting them off halfway through like most clubs do. Dancers are on stage for 3 songs. 1st fully clothed, 2nd topless, 3rd nude. The girls had a decent variety in terms of race, build, and aesthetics, but none of them really stood out in terms of beauty.

The club has some California statute posted everywhere that essentially states that patrons aren’t allowed to touch the girls and vice versa. I got dances from 3 different girls, and 2 of them were practically air dances. They all allowed me to at least touch their asses, but that’s it, and they were pushy about being tipped too. When you want to get a dance, you go to the cashier and right next to the booth, you’ll see a list of all the girls that are currently working. You let the cashier know who you want to dance with and whether you want a regular private dance ($20) or a VIP ($40), and you pay right then and there. If you get a VIP, you’ll go into a back room with a bed. Of the 2 VIPs that I got, the bed is just for show, and sometimes the girl will dance around on it. You’ll sit in a chair while she dances, and there’s a camera directly above the chair as well. The girl will bring in a portable speaker and ask you what kind of music you like, and then you’ll get 3 full songs worth of whatever she has on her phone. I can’t imagine much of anything “extra” going on in this club. Even in the VIP one of the two girls I paid for didn’t even go topless.