Worst club I've been to In My Life - Review of Tiffany's Cabaret • 8736 Wurzbach Rd San Antonio, TX 78240

So on a Saturday afternoon after a hard day of work, I decided to stop by and see a dancer I had befriended on Instagram. We'll call her "L". The parking was actually pretty decent being that nobody goes to this pasty bar (I will not use the term strip club as this is an insult to them after the ordinance that passed) I go inside to find L and I see some of the most filthy and stunningly ugly woman I ever seen in my life! Now there were tens along with 8s and maybe 7.5's but what freaked me out with I saw a beautiful Latina with long dark hair in a coke bottle figure next to a cleaning lady built woman in lingerie that reminded me of jabba the Hutt. I almost wanted to puke in my mouth I was that disgusted. The quality of talent has gone down tremendously from what it seems… So as I befriend L. I Waited on her to finish up with a customer and a stage set to see her. Now while I wait this ugly barhag waitress (pissed off at the world because she looks like her face could shatter a mirror at a seconds glance) comes and ask me for a drink and I get a bottle of water because I had a prior engagement to go to the night of so I didn't want to get to wasted before that. So I ordered a bottle of water from her and she tried to charge me $10. Claiming that it's now a club policy to charge $10 minimum on a CC (FOR WATER?!.) Wasn't gonna get change because I'd became irritated that L had stuck around with a rock longer than I imagined, So I left. told her Why I left and she didn't blame me. We met a week later at a club up in Austin so that way we don't need to deal with this idiocy down here in San Antonio with these "laws" they have.