Expensive, hope you like very skinny dancers

Club is easy to find, in a strip mall. Parking seems safe. Fairly big club, clean and nice.

Sunday night. $10 (I think) cover. 20 dancers. 18 were very skinny, almost all were white. Very short songs, like 2 minutes. Dancers did 2 songs on the main then walked over (still nude) to the small side stage for a couple of songs. They would sometimes wander the club topless which is nice.

Eventually the only thick (in the right places) one came over and offered a short table dance for a few dollars, whatever I wanted to pay. Uh, ok sure. She sat on my lap and grinded for a minute then I inquired about real dances. A few minutes of incoherent rambling and misunderstandings later I eventually got an answer out of her - if I get two it was $95, of which $15 goes to the house. For an extra 20 she would take off her thong. I would up getting some dances in the back room. Pay the attendant the $15 then go to a little cubicle. Dances were ok but nothing special and like I mentioned, very short. On the walk out she kept warning me that the other dancers would try to rip me off and to not mention that I was from out of town. I did not stick around to find out if she was telling the truth.