Aggressive dancer solicitation led to whirlwind VIP with two dancers
I was in Austin for the first time, and as usual, did my research on TUSCL ahead of time to identify the club with the most appeal to me. I don't really have a preference on race and don't need amenities like bottle service, reserved seating, or even true VIP/champagne, as long as there is a solid opportunity for me to have fun. From prior reviews, Chicas Bonitas seemed to fit the bill.
It's located alongside an elevated highway just north of downtown Austin (about 3 miles). Were the neighborhood not sketchy and were it not dark, I may have walked, but the ride was about $10 each way. The taco truck was still outside, but I didn't partake. In the vestibule, there was a friendly girl taking the $15 cover. After paying, I was patted down by security before entering the club. I arrived around 9:15 on a Wednesday, which one would think was a slower night, but the place was hopping. Everywhere I turned, there were latina ladies, generally on the thinner side. I am sorry to say that I don't have enough club details on the table/bar setup because I literally was pounced on about 15 seconds after walking in, before I even sat at the bar, by two ladies. I did notice that there were tables all around the room, my feet did not stick to the floor, and the bar was on the right after I entered.
One was a tall, slender cinnamon skinned/longer haired lady with natural A cups and a very tight ass. Though I don't discriminate or have racial preferences, I do have body preferences, and I'd take tall, slim, natural As any day over heavier with bolt ons. The other was more of a WOC, but lighter skinned, and I believe enhanced boobs - but not comically so. Probably C cups, had a tiny bit of natural curves and a thicker booty, but still on the slimmer side. I have their names available if you DM me. The second girl guided me to the last seat on the far left side of the bar, where the friendly, but very overweight white bartender took my Dos Equis order. She served it up rapidly, but I was extremely distracted. I didn't count the change nor did she ask me for a particular price - there was a wad of $1s that came back from my $20 for the beer. The ladies gave me a barside handshake for a few songs. The music was on the louder side, and there was a language barrier - but didn't have to use Google Translate. ESL was definitely in play and I had to ask them to repeat themselves a few times. There was also some discussion between them a few times in Spanish, probably planning how to separate this tall white guy from as much of his money as possible.
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