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The OG Roadside Club

Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016
Having read numerous reviews I arrived with tempered realistic expectation. $10+/- at the door and I believe there was a mandatory drink to buy, but no one specifically asked, although i did order a $10 with tip overpriced bottle of water. The layout has been covered, but to reiterate definitely more a dive bar feel then a strip club vibe. Bathrooms leave a lot to be desired, rough shape, but hey, no attendant to tip... Now for what we all visit the girls. Most are well over the quarter century mark, some nearly double it. But I was able to find a very pretty European, Jolie. Gorgeous face with what appears to be minimal work, maybe lip injections? Anyway, after some small talk settle on some private room dances. (Before the question is asked, no extras on this trip, may have been available but since I was headed to a work meeting, I wanted to avoid getting too disheveled.) I let Jolie know I budget $150 for dances and to let me know when I ran out of time. I think we went somewhere around 8 songs. Cameras are in the rooms but I'm sure they can be strategically blocked as suggested in other reviews. Song count is yelled out after each song and tied to the room number, but I was too deeply lost in Jolies eyes to pay attention. Plenty of mutual contact and touching. Left for my meeting, but will be back to visit this little road side shack with slightly aging dancers on my next trip.