A crash landing into fun

Somehow I can't stay away. I love Latin women and heck, why not. Entered from the bright sun around 3:30 and almost killed myself tripping over a chair when I couldn't see a thing. A very thin girl kind of caught me and broke out into hysterical laughter. As has been reported many times, the bar is straight ahead when you walk in, stage on the right and auxiliary stage on the left that isn't typically used in the afternoon. Behind it on the side of the bar is the mens room...enter at your own risk. Anyhow, after we both had a good laugh and I was relieved to be in one piece she immediately said hello with a VERY friendly hand shake. She told me in broken English that she was from Guatemala and said we should get a drink. She ordered something scary looking (I think it had at least three kinds of alcohol) and I had a beer. $25 dollars later we were sitting at the bar and having our drinks with her both enjoying the cocktail in my lap. I was expecting the big sales pitch and instead she asked for another drink...she seemed to be loosening up quite a bit so I happily obliged. After the second huge cocktail she made a point of saying wow I'm buzzed and finally got to lets go have some dances. Off to the back and it was great! Lot's of access mutual touching! (5 for $100). Before I knew it I was enjoying all of her goodies from around a leg, past the back of the G string and bingo! From what I could tell she seemed to be having a good time...certainly seemed to be a damp time. I was having fun and five songs later I found myself very happy. A quick stop in the scary mens room and I was out of there. Total damage about $50 on drinks, $100 for the dances, and a $20 tip. Very fun couple of hours.