Amateur night

Whenever I’ve been in the mood to visit a strip club in my hometown, this has been my go-to joint. The positives continue to be that it employs girls of all colors with a range of body types, so you’re sure to find someone pleasing to watch or interact with. However, the older I get, the younger they seem to get. Or, rather, the more I get a little uncomfortable with the youth of the average dancers and wish they featured some older, more experienced women as well. Or at least fewer clearly newbie dancers who seem like they have little idea how to give a good dance, or even adequately flirt before proposing one.

It’s not that much of a problem if you go loaded, but considering that the place is fully nude and therefore no alcohol, a little-too-sober boredom can go a long way to turning a fun night into a slog. Still, there is almost always at least one girl dancing each time I go who seems worth taking private, and often more than one. (Which is fortunate, because the popular ones never seem to have to take breaks from the back room.)

This time, I went on a Thursday night to catch their weekly “amateur” contest (prize of $500). The less said about the hopeful talent on display, the better.