Surprisingly Good Time in RGV
My first visit to Tex-Mex arriving about 5:15 pm. Appropriately sized parking lot covering front, side, and large back. No valet. at least at that time of day. Paid $10 entrance fee and walked into a VERY dark club. I walked into a few chairs until my eyes finally adjusted. Looked like I was the 4th to 6th monger and they had a rotation of 8-9 dancers. Dos Equis draft was on special for $3.50; nice and cold.
TM is a nicely decorated large club with comfortable chairs and a 9 person bar, pool table and game room, and a large private dance area with 5' tall walls between 2 person built in benches. Bathroom was clean and looked nice. There was a stool, but no troll, probably there when number of mongers picks up. 2 urinals were covered with plastic but other 4 or 5 were available. 3 stalls all had doors. Overall a mid- to upper-mid tier club.
Dancers were attractive, not stunners, ranging from appropriate weight to +30 pounds with b-cups to DD. Most men with reasonable expectations for a club in a medium-size city with lots of Hispanics should find several attractive. They were using 2 stages with dancers going from one to the other. Walking up to tip caused breasts to be exposed and rubbed on face then floor moves, probably about 45 to 60 seconds total.
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