Middle of Wisconsin: Manage Expectations Accordingly

I was in town on business and didn't feel like turning in. Did some searching and found this place off of the interstate. I went at 9 o'clock and found a near empty parking lot. Little head overruled big head and didn't bail.

Met at the door by the doorman. 7 dollar cover and they wanted to scan id. I told them hell-no. He said that my money was still good. When I got there there were no girls on stage. Went to the bathroom (clean and fine) and passed a brunette who was a solid 8. I then hit the bar and got a 6 dollar beer and waited. There was only one other girl working (late 30s blonde, nice body). She told me the place is usually bigger later. We were then joined by the brunette and basically shot the shit about the strip club scene (or lack thereof) in Wisconsin. It was clear that nobody was going to get on stage. Brunette brought up dances. 20 bucks a pop. I felt bad that there were no customers so I told them I'd get dances from each.

Started with the Brunette, paid at the bar and headed back. Dance was topless and she had some good moves. Grind and contact were actually fairly good and some extra attention was paid where it counts. After two I tapped out and returned to my drink to give the blonde a try. She was in the back and did not come out for 5 minutes. Decided at this point to bag it and headed to the door. One customer was coming in as I was leaving.