Latina’s Cabaret
8610 Jensen Dr Houston, TX 77093

Ass Ass Ass

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Juslovin
Mar 11, 2023, 9:03 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This is an urban club located on north side of Houston. Small parking lot in front; add'l parking on side of building. Cover fee was interesting; one night paid 11-14, another night I paid 20. You park yourself the the parking fee was 5-10 paid to a guy inside who also pats you down. I know the cover and 'parking' fee varied but I wasn't going to make a big deal.

On to the club - when you enter there will be a main platform to your left, a smaller one in the rear, and possibly a small one to your left as you enter. On your right is seating along wall where most patrons and dancers will sit. Bar is straight ahead in rear. Bathrooms are across from bar behind lap dance area. Can't give beer/liquor prices but a coke was about 7.

On to the dancers- as the name suggests it's latinas. Obviously if you speak spanish it's a benefit but you may find a couple with decent english; if not google translate should get the job done.

The calling card on these ladies is their ass so I didn't find many knockouts, most range 4-6. However you may find an occasional 7, maybe even an 8. One night there was a girl with a phat ass, pretty face, and perfect english. She was nice and she knew it because she told me, and I agreed with her. On each of my nights, just about all were hispanic. On my 2nd night there looked to be 2 black, but can't confirm.

Lap dances take place in individual 'booths' that is across from bar. These booths are just benches with a cushion for comfort, each separated by a sheet. You will pay bartender 20 for access for night and she'll give you a wristband; then it's 20 per laps, or whatever you and girl decide. Once girls know you as in most places their comfort increases and price drops; I was given price of 500 down to 200 by the same woman on different nights of whatever their VIP is. I didn't partake.

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