Great bang for your buck

So I was checking out the Top 40 strip club lists and realized that Paradizio was ranked number 1 when sorted by value. Number 1 out of all the strip clubs in the country! I just had to see it for myself. So I drove to Irvington on a Friday night, the club itself looks small from the outside and if you aren’t looking it’s easy to miss. I could only find street parking, lucky for me it was right around the corner. The area is pretty ghetto but no more than Paterson. As I walk in, there is a tiny hallway area with a window on the wall where I guess you pay the entrance fee but I didn’t see anyone so I walked in.

Once inside, it was very dark, and very packed. A guy approached me and asked for the $10 cover. The bar wraps around a stage and the stage wraps around this glass enclosure that houses a bathtub. Sadly, it was empty and there was no shower show tonight. I also very quickly realized the music was loud as fuck, louder than most clubs, it seems they put all their budget on their speakers. I find an empty spot at the bar and order a beer which cost $10. There was no stool available so I was standing the whole time. This is also a smoking bar, I saw lots of girls vaping and there was a strong smell of weed in the air, so non-smokers be warned. There were about a dozen girls in total, some dancing on stage, most of them grinding away on customers. 2 bartenders busy serving drinks, they didn’t really interact with me. They didn’t have a bad attitude or anything, they just kinda ignored me, which is fine. I’m here for the strippers not the bartenders. Also everyone was packed like sardines, there is very little room between the bar and the back wall so you constantly have to make way for people passing through. At times I was shoulder to shoulder with other customers and dancers.

After my eyes adjusted to the dark and scanning the place for a few minutes, I could see it was all black girls that came in many shapes and sizes. Some skinny, some chubby, some tall, some short, I would rate them from 5-7 with an occasional 8. All of them seemed young enough, no grannies here. If I had to compare this club to any other, it would be Hi-Beams in Paterson. Mostly ebony girls, lots of grinding on customers, lots of twerking, very little dollar parading, and lots of roaming. So all you Hi-Beamers out there wanna try a similar club, this is the one.