Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Surprisingly nice visit with several smoking hot dancers working

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Feb 26, 2023, 10:46 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

As someone just said, this club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a sister club to Sugar's (which is way fucking creepier) and dancers tend to work both clubs. If you see someone on Sugar's IG you like, Follow them on IG and you might catch them at Kittens. That's what happened to me today.

 

But first (for the 100th time) obligatory club info (mostly copied from my earlier review) - kind of a dive, next to a bar (actually in the same building sharing the parking lot, so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded free parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street parking as well in case parking lot is packed. Two stages inside, normally only one is going during the day. Admission is $5 10AM-6PM, and $10 6PM-2:30AM + mandatory drink (another $6 for a soda, no alcohol, so the total is $11 or $16). Metal chairs and tiny tables inside, plus a large couch next to a stage. Lap Dance Area in the back nice and private, large chairs/love seats turned away from the entrance and just about anything can happen right there. There are also private VIP rooms where you have to pay the club for the room (I think it's $30 for 15 minutes before 6pm and $50 for 15 minutes after 6pm, and up from there, more for 30 minutes and more for 1 hour, can't remember exact amounts), and then whatever you negotiate with a dancer (which is typically $150-$500 depending on the dancer and what she's offering. Be very careful as there are many scammers and ROBs that work here). The "bar" is to the right of the entrance. Sometimes you have to pick up your own soda at the bar but sometimes they have a waitress or "soda bartender" bring it to you. The restroom is immediately to the left of the entrance. Often there are vultures hanging out but the entrance trying to snatch you as soon as you walk in and give you a tour of the club, and probably make you some shitty dance offers. Avoid them as a plague, typically it will be scammers Winter (former Niomi) and her friend(s). As I already mentioned, ROBs are pretty common here. Never pay in advance. Never get a private VIP room before test-driving your dancer with a simple lap dance in the lap dance area (LDA). Assume they all are lying, and you might not get robbed. Some girls there are very pushy so definitely know how to say no (or "fuck off" if you need to, and with some of them that's borderline necessary).

 

This particular visit I wasn't planning on staying too long. Parking lot was pretty empty except for the spots right by the club (I think all of those were dancers, quite a few actually). Walked in, paid my $11 cover + drink fee. This time some dude took my money and had the bartender bring me my soda. Noticed a hot looking Latina sitting on one of the back benches by the bar where dancers normally hang out. She came over as soon as I sat down and introduced herself.

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