Club Risque Northeast
5921 Tacony St Philadelphia, PA 19135

Drink until you think she really likes you, then drink some more

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Dabadass84
Feb 20, 2023, 12:41 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This is my local spot. It's just a 15 min drive away from home. I've been having a pretty rough time at work since November and this week was the worst. The new owner made some changes to the staff and I was one of the people who got fired Friday morning. I said to myself , I says "Self, you got emergency savings, you'll apply for unemployment and your job hunt can start Monday. Don't let some freaking ass clown of an owner fuck up your weekend" .I got fired around 10am Friday so I went home, took a shower, rolled up a splif and got a little litty with it to some Jules Jordan scenes. Around 4 o'clock got dressed up with a shirt and tie and pretended I was living like a doctor going to happy hour.

 

When I got to Risque NE it was about 4:30 and my fav bartender was on duty. I suck at names but shes a petite, short, dark hair cougar with a bubbly personality. Her customer service skills are always sharp and on point. She should train her coworker that took over after the shift change. What a sour puss face and miserable body language. Anyway, My homegirl served up my shot and I sipped my beer and got settled for a fun night. Montana came over and introduced herself. She's a gorgeous AA girl with a great natural rack ( . )( . ) , we had enjoyable conversation about everything , you name it (cooking, music, relationships, tv shows). It kinda had that natural flow like we were in a normal setting. I brought her a few drinks and I could tell she was new to the game. She was knocking back Hennessy but she still has that teenage face and innocent eyes. I got two LD's from her in the back at $20 bucks a pop and it was very fun. I don't think extras are on the menu with this one because she gives out a sweetie pie vibe and doesn't seem jaded like some girls in the industry.

 

After the dance I had to take a leak so I tipped her 8 bucks and went to the mens room. This place could use a better bathroom. In general this spot is very small and the parking lot gets tight, especially on Saturday nights. The footprint of Risque NE takes up the end corner of a residential block in Tacony. When I went back to my stool where my jacket was I noticed Montana was on the other side of the bar sitting alone. Our original area was getting kinda full with some guys that just got off work. One guy still had what looked like those reflective work vests. I winked at Montana and she waved me over. I brought another beer for myself and got Montana anther henny. I noticed the pool table area had some guys sitting there sipping their beers. The quintessential move when trying to avoid the dollar parade but girls where still making that stop over there to get tips for there stage dance(that kinda made me chuckle) . Montana got called to the stage and I was immediately made the acquaintance of Harley.

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