Can't make this shit up

I've described criket many times and it never changes. They are on a main road, easy to find and in a decent part of town. This is not Detroit, it's a nearby suburb, and criket has been in this location for a long time. The entrance and the parking lot are in the back and there's no valet. Sometimes there's a guard in a car so I wouldn't be surprised if they have issues from time to time. Probably break-ins but that happens when people are tempted. So watch your car at criket.

I arrived at five but didn't pay cover. The lot was about a third full which is a lot for Saturday late afternoon. Nonetheless there weren't a lot of patrons. Lots of staff and a bunch of dancers, but nothing I'd write home about as gorgeous. I sat at the bar and made an interesting connection in about 40 seconds. I never got her name and didn't need it. But the discussion came to guilty pleasures pretty early.

As soon as we got in back she said 'how bad she needed it' and she had a new female friend and couldn't wait to see her. I got her naked and she was pretty feisty, except she managed to fall down twice and I had to pick her up. She dumped her beer the first time and broke my glass the second time just as we were leaving. Then the tears became a torrent, 'why am I doing this' and 'I disrespect myself' and I needed to end this. I gave the VIP guy a tip and told him about the broken glass and the beer. I was ready to leave and made my way to Miller's down the street for an awesome burger.