The Kilt of Personality!!

Look in my eyes, what did I see? The Kilt of Personality!! - In Living Colour (referenced)

More about this later. Hadn’t been here in a few months. It’s a hit or miss place with many ethnic flavors dotting the dance card. Mostly Hispanic girls and a few black girls work here. Any white girls are generally homely. Today there were the Cuban connections with a tiny one called Angelina (I think) and her friend Azul. Neither one speaks a lick of English and I wasn’t approached by anyone after having my bottle of negro modelo, $6. I see the little Cubana sitting along the satellite stage and do the “wanna dance” with her. She obliged and gotta say after two dances of light contact on the floor I tried my luck with her in VIP. The stories of knowing spanish helping, it must be true, because I got the same treatment in back, very light touching and decided to let it end after 2 in vip. Total damage was $60 and learned a lesson to find someone who speaks English, so back to the bar I go again ordering another modelo.

As I was ordering the Hispanic dancers were cackling and I found the object of their giggles. There was a guy there, I shit you not, wearing a kilt! Any way he was getting dances while I was, too, and sure enough he had the full on garb of a Scottish kilt. I never saw him until he headed to the bar and ordered. Needless to say one of the Spanish speakers also spoke some English and was joking about him letting it all hang out. I never asked anyone or checked it out if he went commando, but if he did that has to be the tops for most pl-ish thing to wear to the strip club. Kudos to him for having the courage, or heritage to pull it off. The Cubans were loving it!