Intense, rare, private dance experience

I don't often get to Playhouse in the afternoon, but I was in the area this week with some extra cash in my pocket, so decided to stop by. The club is a pink building on Rt. 130 in Burlington, ample parking. No metal detector or security screen during the day. There was a sign on the doors saying that they were going to start closing early on Mondays going forward - I believe it was 7pm. Otherwise, I think they close at 2am (I've never been here that late, so not sure). Inside, it's pretty dark until your eyes get accustomed to the environment. There's a huge rectangular bar in the center of the room. On the perimeter on the left are the bathrooms and the dancer dressing room - also one private dance room. The other private dance rooms, with doors, are up a few steps in the rear of the bar.

I walked in and grabbed a seat on the far right side of the bar, not far from the private dance area. A dancer was on stage - didn't pay much attention to her, but she was Asian and looked really good. I arrived around 4:45, so I assume that was still dayshift, but not sure when the handoff occurs. The bartender took my $10 cover/water fee and handed me a bottle of water and $10 in ones for change. I left her a few of those as a tip.

Pretty soon, a dancer came up to me. She seemed to be in mid/late 30s, spoke with an accent but was very understandable. I'm withholding further description and name becuase of the story to follow. Though I had just arrived, I decided to keep things moving and agreed to go back with her. Dances are $30 for 4 minutes, which is timed and each song is announced ("room 2, 3 [dances]) so there is no ambiguity about how many you are in for. It's simple but it works great - fair to everyone, avoids misunderstandings. We headed into room 2 and she began a traditional lap dance grind, occasionally tugging on Little Pedro. There was some LFK involved and I said, "just so you know, if anything goes near my mouth, it will be licked." She goes "Anything." I reply "ANYTHING. I mean anything."