The club to end my strip club adventures for life.

This was the single worst club I've ever been to. Right from the beginning you pull into a small parking lot with 8 or 9 spaces. You get in the place and there's the owner fat miserable bastard who makes you buy one.of.his 14$ cans of warm coca cola. Upon entry. After that I was greeted by this nice Italian lady who was just.... disgusting to say the least she was probably 45 big saggy tits no ass and she was like hey you want a dance. To which I replied maybe how many of you are working tonight. She replied 3. I looked to see one of them on the stage about 5 feet from the bar she was also 200+lbs saggy tits no ass. I said ah fuck it not gonna get much better here ,and got a few dances for 20$ ea 10$ for the guy at the cash register and 10$ for the girl. I walked into the vip area which is just the 2 small bedrooms and 1 closet in what used to be this 2 bedroom residential home. The place is really just what you would expect someone's house to look like if they just added a stripper pole and a bar in a 1 floor 2 bedroom home. Anyways we go into the closet, have a nice dance. I declined all the extras for obvious reasons and went to go leave. As I go to walk out I made eye contact with the 3rd and final dancer at the club who I hadn't seen yet this lady was probably 180 5'5 dark skin with the saggiest tits of them all, when we made eye contact she screamed "DA FUQ U BE LOOKING AT MO FUCKER" to which I replied terrified "ummm me miss" "YEAH YOU 'SPITS' DA FUQ WAS DAT LOOK HELL THE FUQ NO THATS THE DIRTIEST LOOK IVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE." I Didn't reply I just took 4 ones out of my pocket and threw it at her. She went "THANKS MO FUCKA U GOT MO FOR ME OR NA" I yeah in my car she said "GOOD CAUSE OTHERWISE I KNOW U WAS BoUT TO BE ON YO WAY" I said "no ill be right back I gotta big tip for you honey the dirty look was cause I wanna do dirty things with you" she laughed and I RAN THE FUCK OUT I HAD TO HOLD MY BREATHE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS IN THERE SMELLED LIKE SHIT WAS DIRTY AS HELL IM SUPRISED I SURVIVED SAVE YOUR TIME, MONEY.