Ghastly club trip

First time ever visiting a strip club in Baltimore and I ended up feeling like I wanted to vomit. I had never been to the block and so I ended up visiting here at first. There was absolutely no street parking close to the spot so I parked in a parking garage a few blocks away. Junkies and panhandlers sitting in the street and walking around added to the atmosphere that this wouldn’t be a pleasant experience.

One old guy in front of the door told me the place was open and eager to have me come in. Well lit with a decent size tv and a dance area in the middle surrounded by a giant bar with a bunch of chairs. Bartender was some old guy and was fairly pleasant. Paid about $8 for a coke.

But , the dancers were a sight to be seen. There were only 2 white girl dancers as far as I could tell and one them didn’t look a day under 70. Extremely skinny and frail and elderly looking without a hint of sexiness or that she was ever sexy. The other one looked a strung out junkie that could have been anywhere from 20-45. Missing several teeth, extremely skinny but looked she may have been sexy at one time. Both of them were grinding on each other and what was supposed to look sexy looked revolting. For the first time in my life i wanted to throw up in a strip club. I was hoping to quickly finish my soda and leave without either of them touching me or talking to me. There was one other lady in the club and I think from the way she was talking that she was a dancer too. Only problem is she looked at least 50 and also looked like a junkie.