EastCoasterSorry, but this is TUSCL, not Yelp. Your "review" is way too generic to be helpful to anyone, especially someone who has not been to this club before. Please read the TUSCL review guidelines, rewrite, and resubmit with more details, especially about costs -- parking, cover, drinks, dances, etc. If you "left relatively soon after a single uninspired private dance," readers will want to know how you managed to spend $100-$300.