Chicas Gorditas

Came here on Monday. Have been to Chicas Bonitas in Vegas (dive) and Austin (dive but closer to a regular strip club). The Dallas version of CB was closer to the Vegas experience. Many (most?) girls had limited English abilities, the layout of the club was open (limited privacy) and the customers were mostly blue collar (many Mexicans). The bartender was probably the hottest one there, as is typical for these places most of the girls were overweight cows (Mexicans love fat chicks for some reason). 5 to park, 15 to get in. They scan your drivers license without telling you which was off putting (where does that record go? Hello future identify theft!). Had a Corona ($9!) and waited to see if any diamonds in the rough existed here. Finally got some high mileage dances from one of the younger/smaller girls ($25/song in the VIP). Dances were good but as always this really depends on the girl and how you connect with her. I don’t think she spoke English. The club itself is a dump, with one main room. My landscaper might enjoy it but this place is not for me, would not go back.