All Bad

I stopped by Fantasy Land on Wednesday at about 3:00. It is the same old place it has been for the last 25 years. It is on the old Rt. 30 half way between Mansfield and Bucyrus out in the middle of nowhere. The building is a little dumpy 50ft by 50ft place with a huge gravel parking lot with plenty of truck parking. You walk in and have to ring the buzzer to get someone to come to the window to pay your $10 cover. The whole building inside and out is a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. When you walk in there is a little bar to your left which doesn’t matter because they don’t serve alcohol. There is a stage in the center of the room but that doesn’t matter either because nobody dances on the stage.

I have been going to this club off and on for 20 years and for some reason the girls always sit in the back room. So I sat at a table by myself, meaning that I was the only person visible in the building. Finally a large black girl comes out of the back and sits with me. After 3 minutes of club talk she says, “do you want a dance”? Since I have not been here in about 8 years, “I said how much are dances?” She said, “$5 out here and $25 in the VIP”. She was a 2 on a scale of 1 to 10 so I said let’s start with a $5 dance. She says, “I don’t do $5 dances, there is another girl in the back I’ll see if she wants to do one”. She is gone for about 10 minutes and comes back out and says, “the other girls is going to college and is doing her homework and doesn’t want to do a dance so I’ll do a $5 dance”. We do the $5 dance and I said lets do a VIP. It was all a waste of money. She was a lousy dancer, her boobs were long and saggy, it was all bad. I cut my losses and left. It is going to be a long time before I go back.

I used to go to clubs about once a month and see average to cute girls that wanted to dance and make money. Since Covid it seem there are very few dancers, the ones in the clubs are fat and ugly, and they all seem to have and attitude.