Mile High Club
18005 Eastex Freeway Service Rd Humble, TX 77396

In and out in under 10 minutes -- too pushy for me

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Mike_the_traveler
Nov 29, 2022, 5:14 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Was staying nearby in Humble on a recent Tuesday night, and decided to check out the "nearby" club instead of a slightly longer drive to the St James. Had never been here before.

Arrived about 9PM, found it without too much trouble. Approach from the service road not too bad, but the path to the "back road" looked kinda blocked. From the outside it's pretty plain, a bit run down but not terrible or dangerous looking. Self parking was no problem. There was a couple of police cars in the lot, apparently dealing with a car they had pulled over -- but no big deal.

Paid the customary cover (think it was about $8 but not sure) went inside and found a table. None of the annoying "let us seat you" stuff. Club was mostly empty, about 3 or 4 occupied tables and I spotted maybe 4 or 5 dancers. Before I could even order a drink, a mid-tier 5-6 dancer shows up to my table, plops down in the seat next to me and says "hope you don't mind some company". I didn't expressly ask her to leave not wanting to be rude --she was kinda pushy but also didn't show any enthusiasm for her company either. Kinda a "whatever" type response.. She wasn't the hottest thing, but not fugly. Not really my type (kinda skinny but not hardbody either -- no real curves to speak of). Anyway, within maybe 60 seconds without asking she calls her maybe slightly cuter friend over to sit with us. Then she calls the waitress over and without asking me indicates we "need a round of drinks". Note that the first dancer I saw on stage was still on her first song at this point, and hadn't even removed anything. I was still evaluating whether this club was worth my time/money and being pressured into buying not 1 but 2 girls overpriced drinks really gave me a bad vibe.

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