Little guy was doing all the thinking

Stopped by around 10:00 PM last friday after first grabbing a beer at the Post. Parking, which is usually pretty easy on the street was more challenging that night, no idea why but ended up parking in a questionable spot near a corner street about a block away. While I think the neighborhood is safe to park, it's dark and wouldn't really feel comfortable if I had to walk more than a block to the club. The place has been described a lot - walk in and the bar is on the right with a couple of tall tables up front and on the left. The tables were filled with either just girls or others had patrons as well. Walking down past the bar there is a very small stage behind the bar, bathroom is on the left and then further down are the infamous private rooms, 3 in total. As I walked in the were people at the from of the bar and I kept walking to try to see what kind of talent was there for the night. 2 girls sitting in the middle part of the bar but kept walking as nothing peeked my interest then towards the end of the bar there was the fugly woman, around 40 who as soon as I saw her I headed into the bathroom to avoid any eye contact lol. Came out and walked towards the front. One of the women actually gave up her seat for me to sit down which I thought was nice. I sit down, order a Corona ($6?) and get some singles. No one dancing, about 15 women working but most seemed preoccupied by either patrons or their phones. so get one sip of beer and who plops down next to me but fugly. She immediately introduces herself to junior and I'm trying to ignore her. To no avail, junior has no eyes and can't evaluate the situation so of course he wakes up. Now she thinks that's an invitation to do more, so she does. At this point, with beer goggles on I'm starting to think well maybe she's not that bad and damn if her hands don't have skills. She speaks no english, and my broken spainish is worthless but the sign language is working. She continues a 2 handed introduction and next thing I know I'm buying her a beer - what the hell. Eventually, she points to the back and I shrug my shoulders. she convinces me after another song and just types on her phone 140. I say sure and away we go. I feel like its a walk of shame that I agreed as I walk by better looking women but at least I know exactly what I'm gonna get with her. sometimes with the younger/prettier ones they get you back there and the FS isn't experienced. Well no worries with this one. Anyway, the room is relatively small with a curtain only partially providing privacy but I feel like nobody cares in this place. Everyone know what goes on back there and no one comes by unless they are going into one of the other rooms. If you get the last one, no one will walk by you giving you a somewhat greater sense of privacy. There is a bench that is at a crazy high level such that I guess the only position that works is her butt on it with you standing. Anyway, everything was offered and experienced with a cover and I left happy. Afterwards, we cleaned up and I went back to the bar to finish my drink and left happy. would have liked to try one of the other girls but maybe next time. And that is now my biggest fear - when I go back, that this girl forces herself up to me right away without letting me check out the rest of the talent! Guess if that happens I'll just have to be upfront and say sorry, no. I should probably learn how to say that in spainish!

Anyway, will I go back? Of course. You don't get the quality of Hitching Post for sure but you also don't get the crazy dollar parade or outrageous pricing. Dollar for dollar 5th Ave is probably the pest place around if you're looking for extras just bring google translate if you don't speak the language because only the bartenders speak english. I should add that the place usually has a pretty fun upbeat atmosphere and you don't feel like you're just getting hustled. I've been there before when you can see the women actually having fun, doing shots on their own and singing in spainish with no one buy them the drinks.