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Average strip club, except No alcohol

Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
Went in after midnight. kinda sucks they don’t serve alcohol but my buddies and i were already hammered. after getting padded down and wanded. we tried our hardest to seem sober, wasn’t hard the doormen are primarily focused on touching every corner of us making sure we don’t have a piece. but hey it’s chicago right i don’t blame em. After walking down a velvet hallway we reached their large showroom. “vip” section is just a 2 step floor above the main floor. usually the dancers who are on break just chill up there, talking to the security. On the left are about 6 private rooms to get lap dances. Once u get a private dance, if the dancer is feeling you she’ll ask if u want to go upstairs to a room. Her exact words were “well have a little fun, i’ll take everything off. i just ask you to be very gentle with me, i’ll play with your cock and we’ll see where it goes” Overall, Chill vibe, downside No alcohol. Just like any strip club you can always get some extras if you’re handsome and have money.

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tuscl
you got PADDED down? fuck what is next put on a stretcher and reamed in the asshole? why did they feel the need to PAD you? place must be really fucking rough if they PAD you. then you remember her exact words? wtf did you have a tape recorder with you? weird shit if you are exactly quoting a dancer. DO NOT GO HERE DUE TO PADDING
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