uber good times even in the afternoon.

If you are a serious strip club patron you really need to visit this place at least once. It is a cross between the bordello like most of the clubs in Tijuana and a strip club which some of the other clubs are not as much like. They have at least a half a dozen dancers on various stages or dancing in the bars at almost any time of the day or night. I’ve even been in at 10 AM and there is things going on. This time I went around 4 o’clock and the bottom floor of the club was pretty much full, probably 100 women and another 30 in the Chavelas side waiting their turn to go on shift. Almost every one of them a full on knockout or almost.

You can hang around as is my MO, just grab a beer and wander. I don’t like sitting still or even sitting down if I’m not with a girl because the waiters will bug the crap out of you trying to sell you things. The waiters are useful though and they all seem to speak pretty good English if you need a translator. I have always been able to get by with my seven words of Spanish and speaking English. Rarely do I meet a girl where I have to bring up the Google Translate. Standing on the ramp in the middle of the bar is a pretty good place to see everything throughout the main floor, with the other benefit that there will most likely be several girls come up to you and try to coax you into doing some thing. That is a pretty good way to judge how far a girl will go during a short visit with a drink at a table. This trip I was standing at the top of the stairs when my new favorite girl walked up to me grabbed my crotch and offered “blow job no condom, come on my face or come in my mouth”. Some of them are very forward here.

When I do sit down with the girl I very often will get at least to third base (if that’s a thing since most of them start on third). That means plenty of hands-on time with various private parts by both parties. Pretty much anything you want to do short of full on intercourse, and I’m pretty sure that could be arranged too. Certainly in the VIP rooms inside the club that is possible and even encouraged. Not my style though, I like to flirt and play a bit before making a choice.