Cleanliness is…

After going to SRCOI and finding out how little my dollar would go there I decided to head back to Paradise. SRCOI has way hotter girls but what they want in tips is too rich for my blood. Paradise offers more bang for your buck.

I get inside and it’s so dark in there I’m literally blind. I’m lucky I’m familiar with the layout - stage in the middle with rows of chairs around. If not I would be tripping all over myself it was so dark. I could barely make out there were 2 or 3 other dudes. Supply and demand makes sure dancers are more willing to negotiate.

Sure enough I plant my ass and out of the dark comes this thicker girl in a unflattering bikini. I’m still blind so I can’t see her ethnicity or if she looked cute. I just know she’s big. She starts grabbing my junk and whispers the naughty things she’d like to do to me. I tell her I just get in and maybe later. Honestly I wasn’t going to go with her because she’s too big.