Once Upon A Time in DC, at GoodGuys...

It's been a while since I've done a review of GoodGuys, so I wanted to provide some more detailed updates for the un-initiated in the DMV.

GoodGuys is located in the Glover Park area of DC. It's a relatively safe neighborhood, and sometimes (often?) you can find metered street parking close by. Just be aware that they do enforce meters and rush hours, and also be aware that frequently past midnight, there may be 1-2 homeless persons sometimes roaming around as you leave the club, asking for a handout. I've never felt unsafe even when that's happened, but be aware that's to be expected since they know that people leaving GG will likely have money and they'll ask for $1-2.

On the pluses side, there's no cover charge, they have a liquor license (unlike Northern VA clubs), dancer quality is almost always consistently high, and it is a fully nude club. There's also a number of restaurants, pizza places, a WholeFoods, a CVS & non-club ATM machines all in walking distance (well, assuming you're there early enough that they are still open, LOL). There are 3-4 stages and a single bar at GG, as well as a somewhat-private VIP area (about 3-4 curtained off areas on the main floor, and an even more premium and fully private VIP room in the basement). The most comfortable and spacious (largest) of the somewhat-private VIP couches are actually the ones closest to the VIP attendant booth (of course, FML, LOL). However, the one that's across from the one TV screen that's next to the men's bathroom is actually fairly private (relatively speaking) although you will see some people walking by occasionally since the curtains used on the semi-private VIP rooms are on the "sheer side".