YMMV, but I had fun

This is a review of a visit back in June. Went to Rose first (I love little dirty clubs), but they were in the middle of shift change, so we hopped over to Ultra.

Place is how it's been for awhile. Bar to the right, the main stage to the left. Booths for regular lap dances along one back wall, and private booths along another. A handful of girls on, hovering at about 7/10.

Head to the bar, grab a beer (I forget the price). Wanted to tip the girl onstage (Latina spinner, 8/10), but didn't want to leave the bar. The bartender (super cute) passed along my money to her, and she spread wide for us across the room.

After her set, she comes over and sits on my lap, getting handsy with the mister. She tells me I'm a slut, so I return the sentiment, and the grind got even better.

She wastes no time in asking about a room. I opt for the 15 minute option ($$ in total as opposed to $$$$), and she leads me to a private booth.