Nice Club, Nice Girls...still underwhelmed.

Here for a bachelor party. But a tame one. After my first few strip clubs in SF and Sacramento I've gone on to have much wilder experiences in COI and I halfway expected LV to exceed that.

Alas, Vegas was all show, no substance but perhaps that's the norm in LV. For one, expensive. Just to walk in there is a high cover which will get a few drinks. Theres a big crowd and a lot of girls working the crowd. The prices were all over the place. I got quoted a 2 for 1 dance by a couple of blonds with thick Eastern European blonds with fake tits that was about half of what the price was generally advertised. I declined as they were not exactly my type and I was fairly certain it was a scam of some kind. They were not gracious on the decline like every other dance that I talked to was.

I'm not a big fan of the lap dance corners or side rooms with others in there with you so I usually try and spring for a private room/VIP but it seemed no matter what the girl said, we'd end up in a somewhat private, but not completely private room. Do VIP rooms exist? Was I simply not VIP??? Are there different magic words in LV? Who knows...