Quite Thursday Afternoon

Small club in the middle of nowhere, but clean and quite. I arrived just after they opened in a Thursday afternoon. There was only one other guy at the bar with what appeared to be the only stripper working. He seemed to be a regular and they just sat and talked. The stripper was an older (for a stripper) lady. She never bothered to approach me.

I ordered a pizza ($15) cause it was the only thing they served (a microwaveable frozen freezer type) and wasn’t very good. The bartender was a very attractive blonde girl but didn’t seem to talkative and just played on her phone the entire time.

By the time I got my food I had been here about 45 mins and still no girls. Shortly after I finished an AA lady came out. She was thicker than I enjoy but at least she tried to dance a little and she approached me to talk. She wasn’t a 10, maybe a 5, but she was pleasant and asked if I wanted a dance. By this time I had given up hope of any good looking girls coming in before I had to leave so I said I would and she took me back to the lap dance booths. The dance was $20 so reasonable enough. The booth was so tiny that I basically had to back in and sit on and old beat up chair. She proceeded to start the lap dance and tbh was very good. She encourage me grabbing her chest even though she had a top on (I think it was a club rule). As I said she was a little chunky so feeling her body wasn’t the greatest but she did a great job on the dance and I gave her $20. She asked if I wanted another but I wasn’t too excited and figured I’d get back on the road.

Overall nothing to rave about but it was a Thursday afternoon so I didn’t expect much.

At least it is somewhere to go for a quick dance and a drink.