Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909

Was in the area

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Aug 22, 2022, 1:38 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went in there on the spur of the moment as I was doing some business downtown that ended early. Club seemed easy on and off the highway but construction on federal hill and over by the mall made it Alittle more difficult then it probably should. I was expecting too much as I arrived early evening. The doormen were fine not really caring if I beeped or not getting thru the dector. I can see it being used more as the night went on. The bar right infront seemed too close to the door for my blood. So I decided deeper to the bar in back. A high pitched taller bartender served me. 12 bucks for a vodka soda seemed steep but I guess I am in a strip club 🤷🏼‍♂️ The girls were average nothing that made me say omg but nothing that made me want to vomit either. After my 4th drink I started to notice the bartender voice getting louder and louder. Then I saw her doing a shot. Which fine for her to loosen up. But shit she was more drunk then me. I am a ppl watcher and when a girl wasn’t on stage that struck my eye I’d just watch and see her take drink after drink. How she keeps her tables straight no clue. Anyways a couple girls came over a shorter blonde which was Alittle rd around the edges and needed to finish dying her hair. But she was nice enough. Talked for a minute she said she had a customer but if I wanted she come back. Never saw her again. Another taller blonde maybe from Denmark chatted with me for a second. It was quite obvious she was on drugs. Her pupils were huge and she rubbed both her legs excessively. Asked her I like to see her on stage before I took her in back. But she said she didn’t go on stage. Which I found odd. How does a stripper not go on stage? That’s like a carpenter not using a hammer. So she went away. Overall my tab was close to 200 didn’t get any dances. But it was ok to pass the time and people watch drunk bartenders and cracked out non stage dancers I guess. When I am back in the area I may or may not stop back in.

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