Swung for the Fences, Landed on a Bunt

Visited Club Omaha on a Saturday night, arriving right at open, so I expected it to be a little slow getting started. The space is large, with a main stage, a couch area for $30 private dances, two bed dance stalls, a private party room, a DJ booth, and vending machines for sodas and snacks. It’s BYOB, and there’s an ATM inside. Prices are clearly listed throughout the club, which is a plus. I got in at half price because I was in town for the College World Series.

I started the night with a great $30 dance from Angel, a sweet and incredibly fit Cuban dancer. After that, I watched the stage and scoped things out. A bachelor party in the corner was being loud and a little overbearing with the dancers, but some of the women were still working that crowd. I ended up locking eyes with Ellie, who gave me my first bed dance. I went for the 30-minute option at $220. Ellie wasn’t super talkative—partially due to a language barrier—but she had a beautiful natural look and was very sensual and attentive. She got naked right away, was respectful of the boundaries, and made it a genuinely enjoyable half hour. In hindsight, I wish I’d gone for a full hour.

This is a no-extras club. It’s not worth asking. But I was impressed by the diversity of dancers—different body types, races, and styles. There’s someone for everyone.