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Rejected Review

First daytime stripclub experience, will return.

2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
Personally I've never been the type of guy who would visit a club during the day, especially on a workday but I had a friend visiting from out of town and he really wanted to check out one of Tampa's "famous" strip clubs before he had to fly out. So we decided to swing by odyssey around 2:00pm on a Wednesday. I believe it was a 20$ cover for the two of us but I can't say I paid much attention to that, when we walked in it was explained to us that they do not serve alcohol because they are full nude but that we can order a soda served in a red cup at the bar and that we are free to take that cup right next door and fill it with whatever we want and that they will not be checking. When we walked in we were the only customers in the club however there was a cute girl dancing on stage when we walked in which was nice to see (let's call her Bianca), with 3 other girls sitting around on their phones. We sat down at the stage and tipped well, the girl was giving us her whole attention and she was pretty good at telling what it was we enjoyed. Within about 5 minutes we started to get attention from the other girls there and they went straight to asking about private dances. Seeing as I hadn't even gotten he chance to talk to them yet and was stone cold sober I kept pushing them away until I was ready. After a few more minutes I left to get some drinks in my red solo cup and returned to see the girl dancing on stage excited to talk with us. She was easy to talk too and very cute. She told us it was her first day (not sure if I believe it) but she did seem quite sincere. She kept talking to me about what she wanted to do and why she was giving stripping a shot to find her dreams. We talked about it in quite detail since I am in a similar line of work (she didn't know that before she started talking about it) My only complaint was another stripper kept sticking to us trying to push for a private dance while I was trying to continue my conversation with Bianca. After a while of me only giving Bianca attention and ignoring the other 3 at the club Bianca was called to dance. I tipped well and enjoyed the show but was more excited to keep the conversation going. However for some reason she was called back on stage 2 more times for a set of 3 songs each. By the end she was on stage for nearly 10 songs and we were still the only two in the club. The whole time I was still being prodded for a private dance by the girls I had already refused, but I was still enjoying the show Bianca was giving me. For the first set it was nothing out of the ordinary but after that I think she was struggling to think what she could do to keep me entertained and that's when things got really good. I can't remember the last time I saw a dancer pull out all the stops like her, especially on stage. She was twerking and dancing right up in my face, had me give her quite a few good slaps on the ass, massaging her pussy while standing right in front of me it felt like I could feel her warmth from where I stood and topped the night by flipping upside-down standing on her hands and twerking right in front of me and my friend. At this point I had thrown a fair bit of 1's at the table but I didn't really mind. It was 10min of what might have well been a private dance by what just became my favorite girl. Once it was over she was clearly out of breath and red in the face but I was so excited. She said she needed to take a quick break and grab a drink of water but all I wanted was a private dance with her. Sadly after waiting around 5-10 more minutes my friend's flight was coming close and we had to leave before he missed it. Overall an absolutely great time and I may have been converted to a daytime strip club customer, the attention is so much better. I will definitely be back to see her. While I didn't manage to get her schedule one nice thing is that Odyssey does have a nice interactive website that tells you which girls are working at this moment in time. So I'll be sure to check up on that for her before I go next time.

Adjudicators

minnow
Incoherent
psycho_trick
Not Enough Club Details
mikeym
Not Enough Club Details Shill Review or Club Ad Incoherent Ad written by Bianca. More accurate review: You'll pay a hefty cover to enter a shit hole that smells like dirty old man feet socks, find a hard stool, a smelly fat ass waitress with stretch marks will hound you to pay 8 dollars for a water, the loud and corny DJ will make you wish you were dead, the fake dancers with baked on make up will charge you 50 dollars for an air dance and a 6 dollar tip to the troll at the entrance way and then start in the middle of the song. You will go to the bathroom to get the stench of failure off, but there is no door on the shitter. IF you make it back to your seat, you're lucky if one of the bouncers doesn't toss you into the dumpster on Dale Mabry Avenue. You might wake up with a mouth full of dick, your butt bleeding, your wallet gone, and your soul stolen for life.
grand1511
Not Enough Club Details