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Ad written by Bianca. More accurate review: You'll pay a hefty cover to enter a shit hole that smells like dirty old man feet socks, find a hard stool, a smelly fat ass waitress with stretch marks will hound you to pay 8 dollars for a water, the loud and corny DJ will make you wish you were dead, the fake dancers with baked on make up will charge you 50 dollars for an air dance and a 6 dollar tip to the troll at the entrance way and then start in the middle of the song. You will go to the bathroom to get the stench of failure off, but there is no door on the shitter. IF you make it back to your seat, you're lucky if one of the bouncers doesn't toss you into the dumpster on Dale Mabry Avenue. You might wake up with a mouth full of dick, your butt bleeding, your wallet gone, and your soul stolen for life.