Enjoyable time, will go again

I was in Des Moines on work a few weeks ago and decided to make the visit to the club after reading the reviews. At the risk of boring you, let mw atart with the basics.

$10 cover and bought a beer from the door lady and she reminded me to tip (nicely), asked if it was the first timw and told me to stay off the "vagina" - her words. I went in and found a seat at the wall and was left to myself for a little over an hour. Dancers were athletic and providing and encouraging a lot of interesting contact at the stage. Finally, decided I need to go to the stage and went there and tipped a couple of 20's to two different girls and asked them to come see me. You would think that works... didnt. Now about 2 and a half hours into my visit, I still couldnt get an ask (much less a dance).

At this point I was bored enough that I walked out to have a smoke and ran into another hot dancer, not either ones that I tipped. Figured I would take a chance and walked upto her and asked her - who'd I have to fuck around here to get a dance? She started laughing so hard, I figured thia may work.