Much to be Desired

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, OR

Gold Club is in Milwaukie, not really Portland, but just a little bit outside. So, it's a bit of a drive from the main parts of Portland, depending on where you're coming from. After…

The G Spot

Portland, OR

If you've been to other lingerie modeling establishments in the area, you'll know what to expect out of this place. If you haven't, feel free to read on below. I visited the G-Spot on a…

Desire

Portland, OR

I stopped by Desire again to give it another chance after my last review. I rolled in around opening time, looking to see what their day shift dancers were up to. If you haven't been…

Saturday afternoon around 4:00. Easy parking, lot not very full. About 7 or so dancers. There were around 9 or 10 customers, variously at the bar, playing video poker, at the rack or getting PDs.…

Went to Desire around 3pm on a Thursday. Security patted me down and I paid a five dollar cover. There is a one drink minimum, so I paid four dollars for a PBR and sat…

Not my favorite club. Not sure if I chose the wrong dancer or if that’s the club’s vibe. I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon with about 200 bucks and 45 minutes til I needed…

It'd been a few years since I hit desire but I was in the area and decided to see if I'd been missing anything. For a Tuesday night, the parking lot seemed crowded (I had…