Delivering a baby at the strip club

Bedford, NH. Only strip club in the area. Parking lot looked pretty filled up but it was deceptive it was not as lively in the club. Walk in, girl at the window booth, cover is $10. One main stage, bar on left. My water was $3.75. Customers mostly younger dudes around the stage. Maybe 10 customers in total. This place looks nicer on the outside and then the inside looks like it might have built for the NEW MILLENIUM and hasn't been updated since. Dances are $30 for a song, 3 for $100 gets you into a room and $175 for 15 minutes.

Dancers at first I only saw two dancers, I was like wtf should I even go in. But they slowly started emerging from wherever about 6 only tonight though. Mostly white thin girls, although one older white girl and one black girl. Not really supermodels here more girl next door kind of types. Not bad just wasn't feeling $30 dances if I didn't see something right up my alley.

Then one big black beautiful bitch named Cherry came out, she was pregnant and dancing on stage. I was sitting right in the front row, she was giving me a great front row seat view of the kitten, and then all of a sudden I see a head popping out of the vagina! She said "Oh my god, I'm having the baby!" The DJ says "Oh my god, Is anybody out there a doctor?!?!?!" I lied and said I was an EMT just because I felt like "I GOT THIS". Anyway I got vagina blood all over me and even more when we had to cut the umbilical cord but it was a glorious day and I'm so happy for Cherry, she finally had the baby and afterwards we all had a grand old time. All getting on stage and dancing with baby to Jackson 5 songs and can canning on stage.