A Heartbeats Hottie comes through once again!

Every year since 2014 (except for 2020, the Year of the Lost Summer) I have visited Battle Creek and spent an evening at Heartbeats. This year I have that pleasure twice: a weekend in April (which I am only now getting around to reviewing) and a few days coming up in July.

I like everything about this club! Parking is easy, cover has always been either $0 or $5 on a Friday or Saturday night, the atmosphere is festive without being raucous, and prices are reasonable: about $6 for a large glass of Bud, lap dances for $20 (and only $10 on weeknights), and a 15-minute block of time for only $50.

I arrived around 11 after dinner and live music in Kalamazoo and settled in at a stageside table. There were approximately 8 dancers working, mostly white and a couple black, and all were reasonably attractive. Having learned on my last visit that paying $50 for 15 minutes with a dancer is the way to go, I took three girls to a very private room. All were enthusiastic and willing to be touched anywhere except the Golden Triangle. The third and final girl was a veteran who knew just how to position herself for maximum grind effect and accomplished her mission and mine: my 8th lapgasm in 8 visits to Heartbeats!