100 dollar ticket which is like what $77.35 US? I call that a deal!

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in that club too long but they got my ass. I guess the ticket fairy's work this late. It tough to park around here it's downtown in a busy area. Walk in, no cover, ID check. Layout is just a narrow shot back like any standard bar. LD area on left. Bar dead ahead and stage on right. There is also upstairs when walking in called upper brass and in there is VIP. Customers, looked like more a middle age crew all holding down tables right in front of the stage. Nobody seems to tip in Canada. I knew this club has reputation for possibly having the best looking girls in the city so I wanted to check it out first.

Dancers, honestly alot of plastic here if that's your thing, not all. I would say average age more around 30 then 20. And not too many dancers tonight, it felt like maybe 10 or 11. White and Latina for the most part. Maybe a couple stunners in there. One girl came up to me, and she was pretty gorgeous, Roxxane, a French Canadien girl with huge bolt ons. She had a thick Quebec French accent. I said fuck it, lets go for dances 20 a pop. In the dance area it's in a community dance booth room, the walls aren't that high though so your head is visible. She said she only does multiple dances so let's do two, I said sure. Well we do the first dances and while there was touching I just wasn't thrilled with it, it just wasn't that intimate at all. And her tits while they looked nice I think they looked better than they were to feel and play with to be honest. I cut at one. Despite what I say every song is an audition for the next one, and she left in huff. Whatever.

Other than her I did not see a whole lot of other candidates. I knew I was parked in an awkward spot so I left, but too late...