Dead during the day, but managed to have a good time with one of the twins

Decided to check out this place that I haven't visited in years. It changed a lot from what it used to be. Used to be more of a dive bar/strip club years ago with cheap-ass dances during the day ($10/dance) and no cover. Now they completely re-modeled it to look much more upscale. Very open main floor with one huge stage that wasn't being used by anyone during the day. Anyway, here's my visit:

Stopped by around 5pm on Sunday afternoon. Knew it was going to be empty-ish from reading other reviews. Parking lot was almost completely empty. A young couple of sitting on the ground by the entrance and asked me if I was Uber as I was walking in. A bit weird. Walked in, the club was roomy inside but almost completely empty. Half a dozen people at the bar and that's it. Looked like one dancer was drinking at the bar/talking to someone. OK looking, maybe a 6-7. Bartender told me no cover during the day but 1 drink minimum. I think it was $7 for a diet coke (that I wasn't planning to drink).

Sat down at one of the tables hoping someone would come on onto an empty stage. No such luck. Noticed a couple of young attractive dancers sitting at a table nearby. They got up and approached me and gave me their sales pitch. A few options, with VIP starting at $280 for 15 minutes for both of them. Asked them if I can just get a dance. That would be $40 for both of them. Asked if I can get just one of them instead of both. They said sure, that would be basically just 50% of the prices they quoted - $20/dance, etc. Said OK to a dance, they said decide which one of us do you want. Did I say they were twins? A bit hard to decide, but one had tats and piercings and the other one didn't, so went with the clean looking one. (Not into ink or piercings).