Kinda gross. Not reccomended. Some real squat cannonball types. Lapdance was like someone throwing bags of manure in your lap. You just gotta pray it doesnt bust open.
Upside: youll smell like a farm and your wife will never know.
Downside: talent seems more county fair than co-ed. Whole lotta 4H milkers, sloppy nattys, watch your step
