I stopped in early Tuesday afternoons about 1:30. Same bartender as usual during the day, T, a 40ish blond spinner. There were 4 dancers, a full figured woc, the old heavy woman who's always there, a 50ish thin red head white woman and a 40ish thick white woman. I got my $3 water and went to use the restroom.
Lusty's gets knocked for being a run down dive which is true, and for the men's room not being nice. The urinal is out of service, but the commode works fine and was clean. The sink worked fine but the paper towel dispenser was emoty. A sign by the paper towel dispenser said to throw used paper towels in the trash can, not the toilet. I just used some toilet paper to dry my hands.
Back at the bar I chatted with the chunky white girl. I got a couple of barside dances which were very handsy, she basically let me do whatever I wanted. Barside dances are $5. I suggested the vip in the back, down the 2 dangerous steps to the little couch where I've had many good times. VIP dances are normally $20. After the first dance the music stopped but she just kept singing Billy Joel. After a few minutes the music started back up and we finished the second song. She really had some serious skills and left me satisfied. I gave her $100 which included the barside dances.
There weren't any hotties but I did receive excellent service. The parking lot by the chicken place was completely empty. There was 1 car in the other parking lot, the one with the dumpster. A guy was sitting in the car eating a sandwich. He looked like he could be a cop on a stakeout. He was gone when I came back out. I was there about 30 minutes total.