5 Stars for The Horns

I had a really enjoyable solo visit here a few weeks ago. I had a quick chat with the bouncer at the door who seemed friendly enough (and no entry fee!). After you enter, you're greeted by a very satisfying bar, well-stocked with drinks Milling around the bar are some very beautiful women, all dressed in expensive and enticing underwear. Whether its red, black, or white, there's nothing quite like being in a room with a bunch of scantily-clad ladies, is there?

I ordered a beer (cheap-enough for London at £5) and pulled up a stool at the bar. I then turned to watch the stage, where one of the performers was dancing topless. (As you watch you put a pound in the pint jar after every dance so best to bring plenty of pound coins). After not too long, I was approached by an absolute stunner. We chatted briefly, and she complemented me which I always love. She offered me a private dance which I gratefully accepted, desperate as I was to see their private space.

She led me back behind the beads into a smaller, more intimate space. A few feet away, another guy was being given an excellent dance by a very hot girl. Meanwhile, my girl and I enjoyed several private dances (at £20 a pop). She offered something even more exclusive but I couldn't hear the price and wasn't entirely sure what I was being offered so I turned it down politely. (of course, I regret that now!)