I was in the area with some time to kill so I decided to stop by Wackos. I have seen commercials for Wackos for what seems like my whole life but I had never actually been. It was around noon when I got there. Others have laid out what it looks like in the inside so I’ll skip that part. There is a big bar in the middle and I took a seat there. The bartender was nice although she spent most of her time talking to one specific patron. I got an $8 gin and ginger. There were only three dancers working which is the least I’ve ever seen at a club even during the day. All three were white and I didn’t find any of them attractive. I did speak with one girl for a little while and she was very nice. She offered a $30 dance but I politely declined. The other girls were pretty forward when they spoke to me. One mentioned warming me up while and mentioned “wetting my whistle.” Seems like extras could have been had if I wanted. Unfortunately I didn’t want to and closed my tab and left after about 45 minutes. It was a shame because I had a few hundred dollars in cash to spend but I wasn’t going to spend it just to spend it. I figured there would be more going on especially since it was a holiday.
