First time last time

I was in town for a few days and decided last minute to see what all the fuss was about. I took a cab from my hotel on the strip and arrived around 2am to find a minimal line. Entry fee was a random amount- like $48 or something. I was escorted in by a doorman who tried to introduce me to someone but I passed and said I’d rather grab a drink and circulate. There was a hallway on the left leading into a lounge and bar. Girls everywhere- all shapes and sizes. After grabbing a beer I checked out the other side which was more open and had the main stage followed by an upper level with dance tables and another bar. While downstairs, I noticed a blonde with a 10 body and figured I’d say hi. She was checking herself out in the mirror and seemed bothered I was talking to hers she then basically said she won’t chat for under a thousand. I worked my way around to the satellite stages on the upper level and noticed a hottie who seemed nice. I inquired about dances and she grabbed me when done her set. She had me- and dragged me with one of her friends to go get dances. It was late and my defenses where down- next thing I know I’m getting 2-girl dances for 30 minutes….$400 plus the drink fee. The entire time they were pushing for tips which ruined the experience. They wanted 50% tip and I chucked and gave them each my last $20’s then decided it was time to go. I lost- they won. I’m glad I checked it out but it wasn’t the spectacle I was expecting and certainly won’t be back.